Nas Drops N Bomb

As a white male I feel very uncomfortable about a word that is going to be used in this paragraph even with asterisks in it and I’m pretty sure you will all know which word it is when you see it. So, incase you haven’t heard, Nas is releasing a new album on July 1st and the album was supposed to be called ‘Ni**er’; however, after lots of controversy and criticism Nas has decided to change the album name. As of right now the album is either going to be called Nas or go untitled, we’ve heard both around here but nothing has been confirmed yet.

I like Nas; I’ve been a fan since I was a teenager so when I heard this news it was followed by a sigh of relief. I really don’t care about any bad press Nas would have received, I was more worried about mistakenly walking in to a record store a day before the record came out and being forced to ask someone “Oh, do you have the new Nas album? You know, the one called _______.”

Golden Showers in Chicago

After nearly 6 years the opening arguments for the R. Kelly trial finally began this morning; however there was a brief pause for a juror to be dismissed as per her request. The woman was replaced by one of four alternate jurors and the court got down to business. The prosecution wasted no time in showing the court the sex tape which featured a soundtrack made up of Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys songs.

As heartless as it may sound, we’re really disappointed in R. Kelly’s music choice. Everyone here thought R. Kelly would be the kind of guy that would blare his own music when he was tapping some ass. Apparently the video wasn’t very good, and you couldn’t clearly tell it was R. Kelly in the video with the woman, which would clearly explain the poor choice in tunes. Current score- R. Kelly: 1 Prosecutor: 0

An EMOtional Couple

Right as one Simpson sister got kicked to the curb, the other sister decided to get married. Ashlee Simpson really rubbed the dumping laid to big sister Jessica by Tony Romo in her face when she sporadically got married to emo god Pete Wentz this Saturday. It is important to remember that Ashlee is knocked up though, so it probably wasn’t as big of a kick in Jessica’s face as people would like to make it out to be, and she probably wanted to walk down the aisle before she started showing.

Young celebrities seem so confused lately. Don’t they know they’re supposed to get married first and then make babies that will some day be the proud stars of some crappy MTV reality show? Jeeze, if celebs keep messing up the formula Hollywood is going to be full of nothing but bastards and children that have been adopted from third world countries in thirty years.